Certain to ruin the mood! I’d just have to bow out.

YOU’RE ON DRUGS!

I too struggled with finding bedding that was not too heavy, breathable, but warm. I picked up an alpaca wool blanket from eBay and use that with a top sheet and the ceiling fan. It’s pretty amazing.

Isn’t jailbreaking an iOS term and Android uses the term rooting?

I was thinking a gold crown.

I love that she has a blob fish friend just sitting there.

Roll Tide!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Out of genuine curiosity, why do you say that?

Try Umbrella. They may or may not know about a lab under Raccoon City.

https://github.com/umbrellaplug/umbrellaplug.github.io

Yea. I miss those days.

I play a lot of Splatoon 3 with my son. I think about this movie each time I die and I scream AVENGE ME!

I don’t care which one we go with, but pick one and stick with it.

^^ This

An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. The sign says “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

Also

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.

-Mitch Hedberg

Edit: Thanks for the corrections. This is what happens when drunk me makes comments.

Upvote for nipple mouse as that is what I called them too.

I could get behind 24/7 Fox News like this.

I have no purchased ebooks, but am genuinely curious; how trivial is it to remove watermarks and metadata?

Watch where you’re going, you don’t want to step in a poodle.

That is an excellent analogy.