I just want a really good homescreen widget that shows a month view, and a widget that shows a task list I can check off as they’re complete. Right now I’m using Business Calendar, but I’d switch to open source in a heartbeat if any of them offered this.

Smart girls are sexy. I want someone I can discuss my mathematical theories with. I have some thoughts on prime numbers that can’t be contained.

Why yes there is, from the 19th century. But it’s not about abortion, so surely is unenforceable.

But billionaires are the only source of jobs and if nobody is there to buy yachts how will the trickle-down economics work?

Isn’t that what they told us 20 years ago?

The only reason Tom Petty was in the Wilburys was that George Harrison left his guitar in Petty’s studio, and had to go get it. He brought Petty back with him.

I’m going to say “What is Tom Petty’s studio?”

Can’t be. The internet’s wireless.

Are Lutherans catholic? I went to church a few times with my cousins years and years ago, and they were Lutheran. I snagged communion with them once, my aunt was so mad…

you should get one of those little exercise pedal devices to sit on the toeboard. Should extend your life by miles.

Because the American system provides for a rich ecosystem of middlemen and lobbyists. If we switch to Universal Healthcare, what will they do? Code?

Beer-cooler maintenance.

I truly have no effing clue what is going on with MAGA and Russia. MAGA has some kind of love for Putin, despite Republicans absolutely despising the Russians (COMMIES!!!) since before WW2 ended.

When the Soviets invaded Afghanistan, Reagan wet himself. He couldn’t get weapons into Afghani hands fast enough. Now they roll over and beg Putin to rub their bellies. Vance is using the tension with China as an excuse to abandon Europe.

He’s saying he wants to let Putin have Europe so we can focus our military on China.

Behind the Bastards podcast episodes about how the US and GB destroyed this little piece of paradise.

How the British Empire and U.S. Department of Defense Murdered an Island Paradise

Part Two

All I’ve heard from MAGA so far is that fake electors aren’t illegal, followed by some explanation involving JFK and Hawaii. Now Trump himself is admitting that they’re illegal, but he’s immune?

A lot more people are about to go to jail for him.

Also, fuck MAGA for trying to nullify my vote.

Dammit, that was my wallet!

I generally upvote everything in my feed, and I default to “everything”. It’s not you, it’s me.

Every city should have a Sloth Parade. It’s only 1 block and takes 5 hours.

You’re already familiar with Kodi, so install that on your Android TV. I have an Nvidia Shield with Kodi, and it just plays movies straight from my server. You should be able to use the TV’s remote to control Kodi without worrying about the VPN.

You’re not wrong, we didn’t get bin Laden until we sent one of those special teams into the territory of an"ally".