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8 months agoNever thought I’d see that song as being optimistic
Never thought I’d see that song as being optimistic
checks calendar
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
The guy in the cubicle next to me sounds like he’s dying. I have my desk fan pointed in his direction in a likely fruitless attempt to keep from being colonized by whatever noxious beasties he is fogging the air with.
Aren’t reusable straws difficult to sanitize? I’ve always wondered
We used to grab globs of spruce gum off the trees to chew. Pain in the ass to get off your fingers though.
You are indeed missing the joke. This is a quote from the Simpsons.
Sh-sh-claw!