For how much he lost he must be buying avocado toasts with little diamonds in them, and then getting his teeth remade every day after they got destroyed by chewing the diamonds.

Wow, what planet is that?

This is a weird claim, I’m curious to know what was the original message that you replied to

Not enough people or not leftist enough?

Because twitter is now full on right wing

People that want to stay free must learn to vote for the most viable candidate, whether they like them or not. Republicans know the left actually value proper behaviour and consistency from their candidates, so the left is vulnerable to this kind of attack. The republicans don’t care what you say about their candidate, they just want to win. But especially they want you to lose.

He must say: “This debate is officially over” before pulling the trigger.

Logic without empathy is the hallmark of psychopathy

For official business

A big step in the right direction

For team sports you can assign a point value to each player and force the team to deploy a maximum total value, like for armies in WH40K

I would watch THAT

Of course they do

unfortunately they are being manipulated into being idiots

Still a very bold move imo

…and?

I think it reflects the point where we are as a society. Everything is crappy and we all come here to vent.

It may be satire, but I don’t get the funny part.

It starts with voting in primaries for better candidates when it’s not a matter of life or death.

My favourite part is when elon uploads trump’s mind to the net but since his technology is shit the instance of trump is in permanent excruciating pain forever