Maybe it’s time to admit that you are bad at this and you should do something else besides trying to run a business. It’s clearly not your forte.

This is pretty good satire, and I gotta give you props for sticking to the bit, LunchMoneyThief.

Happy workers stay longer and don’t leave rotting fish in the vents right before quitting out of frustration.

Saving this to annoy my children.

She’s 14, you weirdos.

There a vending machine on the Mars base in For All Mankind.

What a twat.

B!

I look forward to seeing the directors Vania Heymann and Gal Muggia at the Oscars in ten years or so. Serious Michel Gondry and Daniels vibes from this one.

You grab what you think you’ll need before you sit down.

Yo, listen up here’s a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside

This is true about every armed conflict on the planet.

A better analogy might be shutting off their water because they were using it to make naughty ice sculptures, which are forbidden by the HOA.

“Stupid sexy planters” was right there!

Every since one of them tore out half the insulation from my car hood and stuffed it in every corner of the engine compartment, I’ve had it out for them. Furry little obsessive compulsive weirdos.

I mean the easiest solution is to enable a toggle to just switch them off. As many people have pointed out they’re usually superfluous or used mainly for emphasis anyway. It’s doubtful that much actual meaning would be lost.

What I had in mind immediately at first was a more sonic implementation, where certain emojis would be expressed as sound effects rather than simply dictated as descriptive phrases. 👏 would be expressed as a clap sound, etc. Naturally I recognize this would be massively unrealistic effort to implement, but maybe if your concern is accessibility then that’s what you should be shooting for. Rather than limiting what non-disabled persons can use because a certain proportion of people can’t experience it properly, work towards translating that into something they can experience.

Well sure, but the occasional well-placed emoji can art up a comment too. The problem isn’t the emojis, it’s people using them poorly.

See? Emojis can be cool.

That seems like a limitation of the screen reader than anything else. It needs to either translate those more succinctly or just ignore them.

Yeah but

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