I’ll say that I don’t usually wear shoes in the house, but it’s also a lost cause since I have two big dogs.

You just made a bunch of dudes touch their balls lol.

Probably the cycling thing tho.

As long as you don’t eat a second one, you should be fine!

I will have you know that my neck is only slightly sore from just sleeping.

But he’s not American? Is this a woosh moment for me?

“I know it, but I don’t think I should say it…”