Sure, why not. People gave you all the information on Reddit for free, you might as well sell it to the highest bidder without compensating them. I call it the “Veasey maneuver.”

Joke’s on you! Humans will be extinct by 2531. Maybe by 2031 if Trump becomes president again.

Isn’t Erdogan that thing Jason Blood turns into in DC comics?

Just admit you want to kill all Palestinians, Bibi the Big-Eared Butcher.

Self-hate is one hell of a drug.

He’ll have Nunavut!

Trump’s dead, though, right? Yeah, I can live with that.

Iowa needs to get over YOU, poopy pants.

The only dukes of sus-sex around here are these two creeps’ in-bred parents.

More like fecal alcohol syndrome.

Or related to Brian Kilmeade, that cyclops from Fox News.

White “supremacists,” ladies and gentlemen. Imagine goobers like these thinking they’re the master race. They’re so gross and ugly and unaccomplished that it’s the only thing they’ve got to lean on.

“What education have you had?”
“I’m white.”
“What honors have you received?”
“I’m white.”
“Have you done anything whatsoever to improve the lives of others?”
“…I’m white?”
“Okay. Don’t call us, we’ll call you.”

Haw haw!

He makes a mean barbecue sauce, too. Really knocks you off your feet.

Depending on the damage done to the brain, it could be a full-on recognition of impending death or just a primal, lizard brain fear that something is wrong and getting worse. I think Robin Williams was in the first category, and he was so fearful of the future that he took his own life and prevented himself from reaching stage two.

Bring it on, Blofeld.

You want a US president with a greater appetite for Russian dictator penis.

You’re not motivated to pay them fair wages either, so hey.

Go have a charged lemonade on me, Cue Ball. In fact, have three… I think that’s the lethal dose.

“Israel carpet bombs journalists. Is it anti-semitic to complain that we were burned to a crisp by an out of control, self-described strongman coddled by the rest of the free world? We explore both sides of this controversial issue, not-quite-live on location in Purgatory.”

Adulterated sounds like the exact opposite of extra virgin.