The last time someone tried to sell oil in anything other than the US dollar, his country was invaded under false pretenses.

you just mansplained a dad joke.

Another fun fact: people with orange hair are called redheads because orange is a relatively new word and orange used to be just a shade of red.

you’re in a dangerous loop.

I think you mean Airplane! mode.

It is the response I dreamt of for this sub. I just kept laughing. I also think this was generated by a an AI.

sigh.

The two indictments about Jan 6th and the plot to use fake electors offer a detailed look at a conspiracy. This isn’t just mob talk about “it would be awesome if this happened” – there is evidence of a coordinated effort to create fake electors and attempt to steal an election. The act of creating fake electors is a crime. The conspiracy to create fake electors is a crime.

All of these things are a crime. The problem is, in America, people who have power are held to a higher standard. Trump will get all sorts of concessions, and slow this down like mad. What he also has is an entire network carrying water for him. Because of Fox News – which was started to avoid another Nixon, he gets to both sides this.

See you next summer.

This will be the coolest summer you ever experience.

Me.

We found some good players in the last few windows.

And the shoreline!

See, this is not a shower thought. This is a thought.

That said, when you’re in a place full of nazis, you’re in a nazi place. You might not be a nazi, but you’re in a place with them.

The comments are full of nuclear bros who think nuclear is the answer. Something about sun and wind not working everywhere.

I think a few scientists at Exxon Mobile predicted this in the 70’s in their worst-case scenario reports.

Welcome to the British Petroleum summer heat wave. Next up is the Exxon Mobile Hurricane season.

Fun fact about the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, oil and gas platforms can get insurance against a storm in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, but homeowners in Louisiana can’t get any homeowners insurance due to the expected severity of the named storms in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season.

sometimes a shower thought should stay in the shower, but we have this sub. So.

You’re in a showerthoughts sub, Fred. A showerthoughts sub.

I think people have forgotten what showerthought means. Not serifs, but sheriffs of bad thinking in the shower.

It’s a shower thought baconator, nothing more serious than that. I think the idea of a shower thought it to pull strings. You know, to avoid pulling something else. :)