Ms. ArmoredThirteen

Thirteen of them and they’re all well guarded. How many do you have??

We should start with making one arm hilariously big compared to the other, the most practical of crab traits

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What a garbage take on this. You’re completely ignoring mental health, poverty, food deserts, etc.

As a strong believer in online privacy I’ll be using Nord VPN to view your girlfriend’s content. Nord lets me browse securely with peace of mind I won’t be tracked. Plus I can stream region locked content. I started using it recently and let me tell you Nord has really changed my online experience for the better

All roads lead to crab. Humans out here hoping for robot transhumanism when the reality is a couple crab legs and a pincer arm is clearly superior

That’s actually one of the reasons I stopped smoking. I normally lucid dream almost every night and wanted that back so I mostly quit weed

So I’m trans and find this pretty interesting. I used to have euphoria dreams where it would come off entirely. Now I’m newly post op and I’m having the occasional nightmares where it’s come back or worse, I start like disentigrating from inside and things fall out of me. Body horror dreams are wild

Little known fact that modern pipes can summon water out of nothing

Is it not normal to have a period of complete motionlessness in the shower?

Somehow that sounds worse than taking the whole thing

I’m currently dilating and while not the same it does involve cramming a rigid object into a sensitive area. Have to say from where I’m at I still don’t understand the appeal of sounding

It’s not as weird as you’d think. With platforms your feet are still in roughly normal shoe positioning, so it’s kinda like walking on stairs or across a bunch of blocks but you know you’ll always land on a block big enough for your foot. The real weird ones are the platform heels where you might have like 8in of heel with 2in of platform at the stomping part. Those are sketchy AF to walk in

I’m from Idaho this is basically a nightmare scenario for me. I’d go for it fully aware the risk involved

My work someone made a robust automated build script, and they left so someone else made a wrapper around it to make it easier to work with, they’re gone now and someone wrote a wrapper around that to extend functionality in a backwards compatible way, but it’s overly complicated for my minimal use cases so I wrote a batch file to call it with my default settings…

I think the best approach for me is to keep this one on the shelf of “novel but not to be done”. It will live between my ability to cross one eye at a time at the cost of spotty vision and migraines an hour later, and flexing my back just right to pop a rib out of place which looks amusing but hurts for days

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Getting a steak up there sounds like a good way to get a sinus infection

I’m decent at harmonica, mimicking bird calls, and getting all the batter off mixer attachments. I’m struggling with pronouncing Swedish “ö” though

Huh, apparently I can do about stage 2.5 but it makes the inside of my nose hurt. I wish I didn’t know this about myself

Edit: I now also have a massive headache. 0/10 experience