I can’t speak to lions and mice, but chickens or even just birds in general will peck at anything smaller than them that moves.

Yeah, I saw that documentary. They would even sometimes team up with yellow triceratops.

I don’t get it 😕

You can also do it to Another One Bites the Dust but uh…probably not a good look.

Naked dudes is one thing. The guy you replied to is talking about a gaping prolapsed anus.

I used to work at a toy factory making plastic Draculas.

There were only two of us, so I had to make every second count.

Now THAT is a shower thought.

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It’s “of the 28-week gestating infant”, not “28 week pregnant woman”. The original sentence doesn’t make sense.

No, because that would be too clever and only nerds would get it. But I like where your head is at.

I’m so glad I’m not the only person that gets the same “theme park” vibes from MMOs. It really takes me out of it when someone is doing the same quest as me but is a few steps ahead so they trigger a unique animation or dialogue from the quest giver, and then I experience the same animation or dialogue a few minutes later. Kinda like waiting in line for a ride but you can hear or see some parts of the ride as you progress through the line.

That’s a wailder. OP was thinking of a waitress that works with locks.

Stollen is a type of bread.

Stolen is that other thing.

I stand corrected.

Crying eyes. The period is a nose, and the legs of the n are tear streams while the horizontal line is a closed eye.

No.

Rectum?

Damn near killed 'em!

Is this something people really thought happened?

My fiance gave me a look when I told her this one.

You know the one.

If it doesn’t look good, you can always go back to your old cut and then try again when your hair gets long enough.