Neither of them compare to The Neptunes. They had a fucking shark on the drums.

Why do I feel like we’re only going to get the first half?

You want beans? I’ll give you all the beans you can handle…

So the timeline of the new Trek movies starts with the villain Nero going back in time. When he gets there, he destroys a ship called the USS Kelvin. That ship was not destroyed in the original Star Trek timeline, so the new timeline is called that because the Kelvin’s destruction was the first major point of divergence that lead to the other changes in that timeline

It’s literally the Michael J Fox movie Doc Hollywood.

John Dies at the End?

That book is 4 unrelated novellas in one volume, but they’re referring only to The Langoliers. Assuming similar lengths for each one, we’re really only talking a bit under 200 pages.

Are mechanical keyboard people an evolutionary offshoot of dice goblins? They’re both drawn to the clickyclack at the heart of it.

Acts immediately, lasts indefinitely!

“Why won’t anyone think of the paaaaareeeents? Nobody suffers more than me from the problem that I created!”

Day-Zee (the movie and video game)

This one is kind of fascinating to me, because even being from the US, I feel like Zed works better when it’s zombie-related. Probably both due to Shaun of the Dead (“Not using the Zed word!”), and because that makes it rhyme with “dead”.

Ah, so I’m guessing it wasn’t “Dragon Ball Zed” either, then.

I guess that makes sense, the Rush song doesn’t become YYZee in the US (mostly).

After further ruminating on this thought:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne’er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

I would also argue that “whores and scoundrels” is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

The Dunmer haven’t been this shook since Red Mountain erupted.

“You see, ayys have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Bradford, show them the medal I won.”