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minus-squaregoforliftoff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89arrow-down2·11 个月前I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·11 个月前The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
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minus-squareR0cket_M00se@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 个月前“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.” Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
minus-squarejasondj@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 个月前They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
minus-squareZ3k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 个月前Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass
I don’t know, a lawn with just a small portion mowed and the rest standing tall? That shit would haunt me in my own afterlife.
The knife missile could take care of both problems at once.
Brought to you by the fine folks at Raytheon™
“Don’t just cut the grass, remove the problem at its source.”
Raytheon, the landscaper’s favorite military industrial contractor!
They were going to book a press conference at Raytheon’s HQ, but instead it was at Ray ‘n Theo’s Landscaping.
From the makers of KnifeWrench™️
Here’s how I picture it. Half way through in the middle of the row with a 1 to 2 root crater marking the transition between the neat grass and the unmowed grass