monetize your marriage, that will save it
I heard that’s what babies are for
They’re also what you live off of when you’re in your 80’s and perpetually incontinent.
Whatever. Your 80s are for raising your great grandchildren after your kids became drug addicts and had a bunch of grandkids that you raised who went on to become drug addicts who have a bunch of great grandkids that nobody can be bothered to raise but you.
Fuck that I’ll take my chances in a retirement home.
Just send me to the soylent green facility.
For anyone else who had to look this up, hopefully this saves you a few clicks. It’s Nikadoavacado or however the fuck you spell it.
Ah, that explains the food. And the drama.
Sam and Max? Wow!
I’m reminded of an interaction in the Telltale games where you can use a wedding ring you found on Max.
Sam envisions a fantastical and dreamy life together, and then just goes “…Nah.”
Why I’m cooking at home tonight.
Why I’m ordering out tonight.
Divorce can be pretty crazy. I think it is very common for both people to switch direction. It is hard to end your primary relationship and the western legal system is quick to encourage maximum disagreement so it can profit from it. If anything needs legal reform, divorce is it.
Wish they’d do these mukbang videos with relationship fights but instead of tomato soup it’s just bloody marys. Open bars make far more entertaining drama.
