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Why can't sailors learn the alphabet?

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Why can't sailors learn the alphabet?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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They keep getting lost at C!

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What’s a pirates least favorite letter?

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  Luckily that letter is a lawsuit waiting to happen where I live.

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