• ElleChaise@kbin.social
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      11 months ago

      Hope you like pollinating your crops manually. I heard it’s easier with a little paint brush. Hopefully we meet the need as a species, but looking at the news it would appear it’s all doom and gloom ahead.

      • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        My great grandfather pollinated his tomatoes with q-tips when he realized there weren’t any pollinators around his porch anymore

  • ScrollinMyDayAway@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    “It’s called summer, libtards. There’s always mass die-offs of entire ecosystems in summer.”

    We’re fucked.

  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Conservatives are celebrating by pouring bottles of motor oil down their drains.

    “Woohoo! We’re killing the world, baby!”

    Fuck conservatives. They did this and they did it gleefully.