just fuck cars
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Norway: Can we have Eikthyrnir?
Finland: We have Eikthyrnir at home.
Very interesting. In hungary we have something similsr. I dont know the exact details but before we adopted christianity we had a travelling culture and one of the deities in it was a deer with glowing antlers which led you to a good hunt if i remember correctly.
It’s “deer strikes” this whole time?
I swear the first time I saw this I immediately skimmed it “to avoid getting hit by cars” 😭
Yeah, just like jet engines sucking in a bird just minding its own business is “bird strike”, a cop shooting someone is an “officer involved shooting” and whenever Israel murders 30 people it’s “30 dead in strike”.
Brb, gonna paint a kangaroo
Deer strikes? Here, we can’t even get workers to strike!
This just in: car impacts with deer down by 50%, but deer becoming a snack to wolves at night is up 100%
Goddamn, those wolves with high beams are a menace!
Just last week I was walking through a Finish late at night. I had heard some howling earlier in the night but hadn’t really thought about it in a while. So I’m walking along and I hear a twig snap and I freeze then BAM blinding light from like 10 feet away. This god damn wolf was standing 10 feet away from me holding a flashlight in its front paw. He apologized, said he though I might have been a deer, then told me to be careful and let me go on my way.
Anyways we traded numbers real nice wolf that one, I think we’re going to go sauna together next week.
