Pspsps
Sheer class.
Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest
Nowhere near enough oxygen. I would suggest velociraptors, but even as small as those things are, I’d worry they’d get completely out of control. Also, they might need more oxygen than is currently available in the atmosphere.
Dinosaurs with oxygen masks and tanks
And frickin lasers!
All Cats Are Based
See, now this should’ve been the plot to that ridiculous Pepsi ad featuring Skip Marley’s “Lions” and starring Kendall Jenner at a protest.
This seems likely to backfire.
SIMBAAAA!
Is that lion finally answering the question about how a quadruped would wear pants?
Pack it up, guys! Science has been completed!
Not yet, we have to learn how birds would wear shirts now
Badly and very reluctantly. That’s how.
Abuse the law, you get the claw.
Abuse the law, get turned to slaw!