Alt text: a one panel comic drawn in the style of The Onion’s Stan Kelley that says “shelter from the storm”; three rain clouds that say “resurgent fascism”, “irreversible climate change”, and “impending economic collapse” are raining on a furry character, who is cheerfully whistling because they have an umbrella labeled “weed and furry porn” that is keeping them dry. Similar to The Onion comics, a smaller character representing the artist is in the corner, saying “weather proof.” The artist is CritterDome
Thanks for the image description. It helped me understand the little guy in the bottom. It also helped me organize my thoughts. Very useful whether you are sighted or not.
I’m glad it helped! I was worried it was too much of a wall of text, but I trimmed it down as much as I could without losing any meaning.
Rest assured they are also used instead of the meme itself. I have a friend that just finds the detailed text descriptions really funny and asked me to just send the alt text instead of the image.
He did enjoy this one a lot.
Weed porn, eh?
The plantophiles are getting out of control
they invaded canada
And then Project 2025 bans furry porn…
Project 2025 bans all porn.
But that only makes Furry Porn BANNED IN AMERICA which has to be like double-plus BANNED IN CHINA which means it’s twice as good. It’s like all the 1980s porn rated XXX because one X wasn’t enough, it was so raunchy.
It just means it the police search your computer because they need to find something to extend your prison sentence, they can add porn possession to the list. Much like booze under the sink during prohibition.
they would never survive that
Not without deploying the military against the general population…
The containers of ANFO and ball bearings will have “UwU” written on them, surely.
I imagine the weed won’t last long under fascist rule. And the porn is already on the conservative hit list.
Absolutely. They will use it as an excuse to jail liberals/leftists, young people, and people of color just like Nixon and Reagan did.
Control the things you can, ignore what you can’t.
Tell me about your favourite furry porn artists. I’ll start.
Three of my faves are Moddish, Ruaidri, and mxl. Moddish draws some beautiful scenes and they’re one of the few artists that frequently make me go “I wish that were me.” Ruaidri has a ton of banging watercolour paintings in his portfolio, but he creates some sick renders, too. mxl does a lot of stuff like suit transformation that I can never get enough of.
I love the way Weskers draws paws, and I got a commission from Larru Larru a few months back.
Finding an artists who draws the kind of paws you like is worth so much! And it’s cool to hear that you got a commission from an artist you like. I’d love to commission some art when I get the chance :3
KazeCat, Tail-Blazer, and PostalRoo here
Damn, that’s some serious thiccness OwO
Right? I’m a huge freak for expansion, I wish there was more of a fetish scene here on Lemmy
- Tabuley - Animates some genuinely sweet stories with excellent character interactions.
- Diives - Top-tier animation, very stylized, and some of the best VAs.
Tabuley’s art looks so nice, I really like their style! And I don’t know a lot of artists who make animations with good voice acting, so I’ll definitely check out Diives :3
Tabuley also has good VAs, but Diives can afford some of the best via his Patreon and whatever other revenue streams he has.
That O on weed is something isn’t it
My copes are significantly less exciting, but they are there, and drastically reduce the frequency of my mental breakdowns, and that’s the important thing.
Mood
Where are y’all getting weed porn?
I prefer Meowscarada porn.
I don’t really dig weed on a regular basis and I’m not into furry stuff. Guess I’m fucked (and not in the fun way.)
Just pray they don’t come for the weed and furry porn next.
You know they will. Making everything worse is job #1.
Weed is still illegal in most places, and they’ve already expressed their intention to attack porn federally.
Although the porn bans in place haven’t done much to stop me getting my fix.
Porn is already 100% on their list.
Mood
Find your bliss.
Each raindrop needs a label
Ultra-Kelly
