Lifeguard knows his shit. Drowning people don’t scream and flail like that.
swiss people can’t swim, silly
Those skin tone swim trunks are really messing with me
that’s his left leg crossed over his right
Oh so what we’re seeing is his knee. Thought it was like an ab line or something.
I could not figure out what was going on for the life of me
So, if depth of water is a metaphor for life then of course tall guy is like don’t be silly, but shorty might choke in high tide
Is the rule that lifeguards hotness relates inversely to their swimming ability? Cause attractiveness matters and ugly people don’t, except when it comes to “ability,” which we really identify with true value? Application of assistance? Apologies
Also, fat people are more buoyant than muscular ones, which helps when they need to keep another person afloat
Don’t matter if you’re skinny or fat, conditioning is what’s going to matter when you’re trying to cross-chest carry some beefcake who thought he could handle himself in big surf.
