Alt: An image of glowring-red and charred pasta, captioned “al Dante”
The red means it’s not cooked all the way. Better be safe…
Fastest and sweat-free way of burning a shitload of calories
Al dentes inferno
Al Dead
Dante, you say?
Al, you say?
TrickSwordRoyalGun Yyyeeeeghhhahohohooo!
YEAGH
el exterminador de demonios
That’s a darn tasty lookin’ Pasta Carbonara.
Wait, it’s all burnt macaroni?
Always has been.
Those are penne, though, not macaroni…
Pennies don’t burn like that though…?
They do once I’m done with them!
…no, I don’t know what that means either 🤷
HIGH SPEED, NO LUBE
Abandon hope all yee who come to this cookout.
Would still eat. Pasta is pasta.
This guy constipates
That’s nobody’s business but the turds.
Just have a glass of water with it, k?
Abandon all hope ye who rule here
I know some people like their pasta well cooked and all, but this is pasta joke now…
