G e k o l o n i s e e r t
Oh fuck I always lose the bottom halves when I do this and can never find them again
I always stored them in the lower cargo pockets, folded up.
Yes, I wrote shorts that were bulky AND I couldn’t keep things in the pockets because it was CONVENIENT.
I always struggled yanking the legs over my shoes. Sometimes they’d get so stuck that I thought I might have to cut them off my foot. I could’ve taken my shoes off first, but that would’ve been more steps.
The nicer pairs have a zipper down at the cuff of the pants that lets you open them up a bit for easier removal of the legs
i just wore them at my ankles
Me too. And I didn’t even had zip-offs.
But Yor wears a loincloth.
tip of dick and entire ball sack slip out the leg hole
“Oopsy.”
The great wizard Dangle-Balls!
My Tevas are on point, baby.
*sees username * this u?
Like that song, but my first association with ashes to ashes will always be Bowie.
yo I love that song
