As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.
I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.
As a cis male, I sit at home. I don’t trust public toilet cleanliness, so I’ll stand. Having a prince Albert does create some weird trajectories depending on flow rate so I tend to make a mess while standing.
I sit at home and when visiting someone as a guest. No mess, no cover positioning arguments, everyone’s happy for a meager cost of me potentially forgetting that this was supposed to be a quick in’n’out and writing this comment instead of rejoining the boring dystopia outside.
I get it if you don’t want to answer but how much did that piercing hurt?