“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
“No one who works here at CapitalOne would ever tip this much so we just wanted to double-check you were of sound mind when you did this! :)”
OP wants to be sucked off for tipping 34%.
Comment section wants to be performative in hopes of also getting sucked off.
Welcome to lemmy.world!
Neither the OP, this community, you or the person you are replying to are on lemmy.world.
I’m on lemmy.world! Who do I suck off? Or do you all suck me? Hell, let’s make it a suck fest!
You can suck me but I’m not sure if that’s allowed since I’m also not on Lemmy.world
Welp, I’ve brought great shame onto my instance, so I must now commit Japanese ritual suicide. Sayonara, everybody!