A small price to pay for the eradication of golf
Golf: 🤮
Holf: 😎Frolf: 🤩
Can somebody translate this thread for me?
Oh I just started watching the grumps recently! This is next on my list now, thanks :)
No worries. The Ribbit King series is a really fun one. I’d love to get ahold of the actual game and try it some time.
Golf courses are a waste of space and water, so good riddance.
Only because they don’t have enough wildflowers and trees which would make for a much more challenging course.
Maybe some windmills and a big dinosaur too
Challenge? Are you aware of what kind of sport golf is? The ball’s not even moving when you have to hit it ffs. (I do enjoy the act of golfing, but holy cow is it a pathetic “sport”)
If they wanted to make it a sport, it would be full contact, everybody would go at the same time, and your time would be the scoring metric. Full football (American) gear, played in the summer. Now that I’d pay to watch.
It’s the only “sport” I know of where “top-tier athletes” can get viciously drunk while actively playing in tournaments and still do alright.
Thanks, John Daly, for proving what a farce golf truly is.
a mustachioed cyclist sitting in the corner hides away his Pabst Blue Ribbon
Dens of badgers would help too.
Sounds like frisby golf
Damn communists stop me from watering my golf course near Phoenix
Just get a better job, if you can’t afford water!
I see this as an absolute win
Marx couldn’t made up a better argument to root for communism
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Wtf I love communism now
les goo
“You know why they call it golf? Because the word shit was already taken.”
Nice riddance
Excellent disposal.
Funny, because where I live, municipal tax dollars have been repeatedly used to save a golf course that doesn’t bring in enough revenue to sustain its own existence.
Sure, we’ll get gulags and bread queues, but at least there’ll be an upside.
Golf = The game of the bourgeoisie. Mini Golf = The game of the proletariat.
Disc golf - the game of the revolutionary
Golf isn’t the problem, it’s golf courses
If you took any random forest or mountain and put a cup at one end then just said go things would be fine
(I know foot traffic is bad, it’s better than bulldozing the whole thing)
You’ve basically just described golf’s superior cousin: disc golf
I was being traditionalist to golf
I like the driving range and I like mini golf but it’s the middle game I can’t be bothered with playing.
So I nail 120 balls at the driving range then play a round of mini golf.
Mini-golf is also… just so much more entertaining and fun.
Well yeah because you don’t have to wear the stupid pants and shoes, you can but you don’t have to
Misses the golf cart though
Usually has ice cream instead, which is objectively better.
False! Mini golf is the game of the savant and the cultural elite 🧐
Edit doubly so if it’s a night and there are glowing things are involved
