More like “us vs US”
It’s dö or die bayybeeee
Free speech
that’s what im saying
real
source: it’s me! i harass ppl from the usa for their crime of being from the usa!! >:3
Nooo please don’t bully me I definitely won’t look like that picture if u do
what’s that, nerd? pushes u into a locker
keep it up 🐐
Yeah, I’m always trying to keep updog.
What’s updog???
Not much, what’s up with you?
What’s that
Am from USA hit me with your worst I can take it (Teddy Roosevelt jokes are off limits you will be blocked)
I’m sitting here trying to come up with something to tease a seppo over but like all of the ways you guys stand out are so deeply tragic I can’t find a joke that doesn’t feel purely mean.
Do you want a hug or something?
edit: oh wait. It’s kinda funny how when you ask literally any human where they’re from they tell you country, except usaians who just give to two letter codes. So they do, the right thing but accidentally.
Yep didn’t even phase me sorry mate 🤘
Damn sorry. Must have to grow a bit of a thick skin hey?
You garden or anything? Go for bush walks? How’s it doing with winter ending?
Got a small plot in the backyard! Haven’t planted anything yet because it’s still dipping below freezing but I’ll probably be planting in the next week or two. Winter was definitely short this year, only a couple real snowstorms and everything was melted by a month later. Global warming and all.
Bush walks sound fun, not sure if I do them or not though! I walk outside sometimes 🤙
Oh no way, I figured given that the day’s heat is gone here it’d be warming up for you lot over there. What are you thinking of growing? We’ve just finished some overperforming okra (I’m so over eating okra) and some underperforming tomatilloes and tomatoes (and habernaros that never even showed up! ).
Bush walking is just walking in the bush. Yanks call it hiking? but it’s not multi day. It can be as short as an hour.
Definitely tomatoes and some jalapenos or habanero peppers over here as well, and then I’m thinking some radishes and probably something green too, maybe peas?
I do enjoy a good hike! Big nature guy. Nowhere near the scenery of the bush where I’m at, but we have some great trails and nature areas. Now I’m inspired to get out and do some of that this weekend. Cheers mate!
obamna
If you like Teddy for his domestic policies, don’t look into his foreign policy
This went over my head. Blocked.
Gonna cry?
no? im gonna salivate at the mouth and gaze with awe and desire, perhaps even a touch of lust, upwards toward heaven like did you read the post even or naw
Maybe piss and cum?
shit your pants maybe?
can confirm, am european and therefore superior in every way.
I’m from there, here’s a cool fact that you Non-Free people won’t get: “lead tastes kinda sweet” so jokes on you, our water is better tasting than yours.
Also, you can light it on fire!
no one is talking about this!
USA bad amirite
Everyone on Lemmy is from the USA /s
not true, i’m actually currently taking up residence at uh, yo mama’s
I’ve found Americans to be very friendly. Definitely more than Canadians or Europeans.
It’s the only war they can win
/troll 😁
I’m from the USA and I harass people when I find out their American, too.
I’ll harass myself if I have to. How dare I!
objectively the correct response
196 try not to be horny under a post about verbal abuse challenge (impossible)(dw this one is funny)
i bet your butt has a crack in it
I cast “Mend Butthole”
you rapscallion, I was so peggable before
