My dark twistet mind.
Yo Cetaphil used to tingle when I put it on my face, but they changed the formula and it’s a lot milder these days. Good stuff for $12 a bottle. A lot cheaper than the stuff my wife gets at Ulta.
We love Ruleaphil
Don’t fuck with me especially before I wash my pretty face with my cetafil awoooo
Fuckin furries.
I’m proud of you, taking one for the team, so we don’t have to fuck them (as much).
Shouldn’t the wolf be the one in the mirror in this visual metaphor
This is a visual inside the mirror-realm where the wolf resides. Someday soon it will crack the barrier between worlds.
they didnt have the budget for the wolf’s face
soldier every day you leave the dfac with your stomach intact is a battle hard fought 🫡🫡🫡
… ok, but which hole is the ‘den’ that doggo emerges from??
I thought this was some humanoid donkey before I read the prose. After reading, I guess I was still right in a way.
I misread “talking shit to a soldier” as “taking a shit in the shower” and was like “Yeah, I’d be mad too.”
He discovered his fursona! Good for him, good for him.
there are healthier outlets for it, though!
This brings me back to when I was 15. My first sona was a jackal soldier (side-striped jackal, to be precise), and I even wrote edgy stories about anthros being banned from the human army, so when war broke out, he went on a one-man (one-anthro?) sniper mission. I don’t think I ever uploaded any of them, but they were terrible anyway. I guess I was just a kid having fun, and I’ve certainly changed a lot since then :3c
Bro just got through boot camp where he was bullied
Dude there are wars eat your fucking heart out man
Just boot things
Watch out lads. He might cringe you to death.
