If it’s not their family getting the notifications then who is?
How are they going to someone else, And how do we have a picture of it?
This is so confusing
I always take off my watch when I’m fucking. Feels weird with the algorithm watching.
Yeah who tf out here fuckin with their watches still on idk some folks have no respect 🤷🏻♂️
Not me, I want them to know I am asserting dominance.
What am I missing here? Why “not my family?” Did they mean like “oh no, not my family! How embarrassing for them to see!” It just reads really strange.
Tell me you’re old and out of touch without telling me you’re old and out of touch.
Im like 20 and didnt get it too
It’s a variant of the sarcastic “that couldn’t be me”
e.g.: “Goofing off for a week and then cramming the night before the final exam? That couldn’t be me /s.” -> “Not me goofing off for a week and then cramming the night before”
It’s a newer type of phrase/way to start a sentence. It’s kind of like a way to call attention to or put extra emphasis on the action taking place.
For example, say I got to an ice cream store and try 10 flavors. I could say “not me trying every flavor before getting a single scoop.”
It kinda adds a sarcastic or lightheated feel to the sentence.
Ahhhh thanks for the explanation!
I like your ice cream example, but I’m going to be an old man and say I hate this new phrase lol it reads terribly how they used it.
I’m a young man and I have to agree with your old man take on this. I hate this trend also. A few of my friends have been using it irl conversations.
Tell them that the old men on Lemmy say stop it.
Seconded
Not you not groking Gen Z 😩
The keeds, they are thee fuutureee
Goddamn it I’m “only” 37 and I don’t understand English anymore lmao
It was a good run!
At least grok has been around since ‘61.
Don’t worry. I’m 25 and neither do I.
I’m convinced we’ve hit a point thanks to the internet where language just evolves so fast that by the time I’m elderly kids will literally be speaking a different language.
They put their watches in “wrestling mode” then their parents get notified of when they stopped “wrestling”
Not is the correct word.
They fuckin
Thatsthejoke TM
Thank you I’m funny
You burn about 21 calories during sex.
Why does Richard always finish working out 10 minutes earlier than his girlfriend?
Are they wearing their apple trackers while “working out”?
Tandum bike.
