Sent this to my English wife who spent all weekend cooking for us all, wish me luck fam
Come on, don’t leave us hanging. What happened?
He died
There’s already so much plastic in my body, why shouldn’t I eat the Legos?
Should say American food since most of it is actual poison and the UK regulates carcinogens in their food unlike the FDA in the US…
br*tish ppl found my post 🤢
I wonder what country OP is from…
Br*tain is such an awful country 🤮🤮🤮
And what paradise do you live?
The US, a better country than Br*tain in most ways <3
Your culture is as boring as can be, your food trash, your politicians even more authoritarian and pro-surveillance than ours, your environment completely overtaken by cities and farms without an inch of the unspoiled wild remaining.
Judging by your avatar, you dry humped your waifu just half an hour ago, and now you’re insulting an entire country. Your parents must be so proud of you. Did you not get a Nintendo Switch for Christmas, or what? Is that why you’re being such an ass?
Speaking as a Brit - the country is fine, it’s the British who are awful
Specifically the Tories.
