I’m struggling to think of any situation where a 2yo would come in contact with a hippopotamus that doesn’t involve criminal levels of negligence.
you can’t keep track of where every hippopotamus is all the time. sometimes you’re just going about your day and there one is, swallowing your kid.
Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess
OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.
To be fair, your mom does the same
I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they’re having fun.
My mum is dead
Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.
No, she actually died in a car crash
Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.
She choked on a 2 year old
skill issue
That sucked.
Talk about a high constitution and charisma score
Gets eaten
Rolls con save
Critical success
“It would appear as if you ate me, spit me out or I’ll unleash my true power”
Rolls bluff
Critical success
“So sorry for the inconvenience, you have a wonderful day.”
shouldn’t name your kid Jonah
What did the kid do to look so delicious?
