It doesn’t seem like he has any tear ducts. So he doesn’t cry at all. Not all creatures do.
Yeah iirc there were moments in the movies where a person would cry but he never cried
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Probably from the middle, due to gravity. But I haven’t seen a diagram of his particular tear duct setup. With an eyeball that large, I would assume many to keep it lubricated.
More specific studies are needed.
a diagram of his particular tear duct setup.
That other site (AskScienceFiction sub) via Google:
DuckDuckGo tried:
Tears come from the lacrimal glands, they drain through tear ducts into the nose. That’s why your nose runs when you have watery eyes.
Interesting. I wonder how that works in Mike, as he doesn’t have a nose. Or does he? V sauce noises
If he has tear ducts, they’d probably empty into his mouth.