Went looking for some quotes and

"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.

Then you should read the paperwork better.

Now, either walk into that bank and get my money, or I push this button. They’ll be finding shrapnel from those bars 3 counties over.

my nipples explode with the light.

No promises

Such shade against those of us who have had wisdom teeth extracted.